Vote Blackad. Or we start chopping off fingers.

No pressure. Really.

But if you want to stop David from taking the butter knife to my digits, you need to do EXACTLY as I say:

1. Visit the Drum's 2012 Freelance Survey
2. Vote for Blackad
3. Rest a while, knowing you've done your bit

Of course, David accepts cash bribes too. But it's easier just to vote for us. Wouldn't you say?

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